That one time I ran away from home...

The true story of Monday February 28 and March 1. March 2 someone crashed into my car but only my pride got hurt... The bestest* sister below, you could hear the local cops on the Spanish tv (above).


dreamlike state:

Here comes the sun:


Morning light:

I heart pink, but not the Victoria Secret's campaign.

It Was Raining Cats and Dogs Up In Here...

Double rainbow...que cute!
The sun is coming out!



LA this is not a good look on you! I want it sunny now!


A cute fire fighter did say hi to me! And that girl playing with her umbrella! WTF!

Ports O'CAll San Pedro, California

This kid was throwing a tantrum... He started posing when he saw the camera.


The ex... He is a man, then again he is not a gentleman.

Reminds me of my childhood.


August 15, 2010

I'm Not a Journalist I Just Crush Alot

So this guy, in the middle, was paid $600 dollars a week to dissolve dead people in acid. Over the course of ten years he dissolved 300 bodies. His name is Santiago Meza López, aka "El Pozolero del Teo", this is pozole at the bottom. Enough said.

And who might have ordered all these bodies to be disposed of you might ask? a narcotraficante...duh! read an actual article about this here and here. Crazy shit.

*images used without permission from here and here. if i knew how to make pozole i totally would have made it just to take a picture of it...so sorry Taco Rosa.

and no, Diane Arbus will not be showing...

my parents picked up all my crap yesterday drove it back to LA this weekend. i also got re-acquainted with my new dog. who i might add is an asshole but he is funny so i guess he is forgiven. he is kinda cute, but kinda ugly just dont tell my sister that.



anyways, i'm moving back to LA next week. i was going to leave later but my mom informed me i have an appointment with immigration so i can finally become a citizen. yep, that means no matter how many more 9/11s there might be (and hopefully won't) i'll never be kicked out. because lets face, thats one of the major fears that many legal and illegal residents of this country have(the laws changing suddenly cuz of mass hysteria against foreigners and its not like they dont love us enough already). see terrorism sucks. anyways, i'm going to be part of this art show on friday (8pm at artSF, 110 capp @ 16th, san francisco) you and your mother should come. the flyer is above.and here is ms. Arbus:

earthquake bitches!

anyways, earthquake today in the morning i would say around 4am. i woke up and felt stuff moving. of course my first reaction was: earthquake dream! then no, i realized that yes indeed a 4.2! ha ha ha ha...of course being the lazy ass that i'm i went back to bed after i "checked" for after shocks and peed, of course. no point of freaking out otherwise you'll just end up dead. my 6th grade P.E. teacher told me you're more likely to die of a heart attack then of crap falling on you. and you know its true if your 6th grade P.E. teacher tells you.

oh and check out the map above it shows 43 earthquakes in one week...lol. more info on the this website. so remember kids when the big one comes: have your shoes and coat by your bed-side that way you wont freeze your ass off and step on glass while the apocalypse comes. a good habit to have especially if you live in california.

*image taken from the U.S. Gelogical Survey website

Holy crap, the motherland is burning!

why didnt i hear about this in my two hours of news watching last night? huh, huh, huh...i hope that there is no ash on cars like last time. that was scary considering we were in south east LA ...maybe i should call my mom. damn global warming! but these photographs make me want to consider being a photojournalist...or maybe i should just face the facts that this is it, or not.












*all photos AP, first two Matt Sayles, last two Reed Saxon...

i might as well be eating pigeons

i missed all the shows i wanted to see this week...i seriously underestimated this madness. and now for sure i know someone hates my "painting". whatever...i did enjoy the sun yesterday and the chicken mole burrito at Papalote(22 and Mission?).and paris is going to jail. and the LAPD sucks, beating people up at the May 1 protest. and i learned why so many people have allergies that didnt have them before, because of damn climate change. "Researchers say the mechanism is fairly basic: there is more carbon dioxide in the air, which means more flowering plants, which means more sneezing and wheezing".